Good lord! So much for keeping up on this shit eh? Well i do have some sort of an excuse(which, if u know me should not surprise you one bit!) I obtained a new career! You are reading the blog of the new guest services manager of knitting factory concert house in Boise! Yes go me and thank you for the applause!
On a more serious note I'm finally getting used to my new schedule (or lack there of) and am gonna be back on track with my promise. I have much to indulge you with that has happened to yours truly over the past weeks and boy is this shit funny and as always amazing!
It spans from partying with bands on Broadway in a gold PT cruiser to dating bipolar Betsy for 8 days! As usual my foul mouth, honest intentions and devilishly handsome good looks have made quite a life for me! I feel as if i have let everyone down without bragging about it! So keep reading it boosts my ego and ill start with the stories tomorrow!
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Monday, February 1, 2010
the "gym" life
well for those of you that dont know, i work at a gym (well did). a gym is a very interesting place to work at...you get to see all aspects of life in a place that smells like sweat, is hot like a sauna, and has more sexual pheromones than the balcony downtown does during pride week! i was able to see some of the most beautiful people in idaho on a daily basis...and in skin tight spandex none the less! (god its good to be me!!) but on the inside, the guts of the company, i saw some of the ugliest people and no not in appearance.
i cant tell you how many times i was screwed over by people at this gym! and no not in the way i would usually like either! just for example here is one scenario:
it was 9:32 am, i was hungover and my old boss shoots me a text..."smitty where is the blue ipod?" are u fucking serious right now?
now i should probably give u a little background on my GM...1.he is almost 40 and a recovering drug user 2. his last ex-girlfriend was 19 year old stripper that sold drugs 3. he enjoys telling stories about his drug use and disgusting sex stories...whatever ur mental picture is right now i promise you its right on for this guy!
anyways our handicapped front desk girl(who i will tell you all about later) has the GM's balls in a vice and hates me cause i went off on her for being a sell out and a shitty manager(we basically had the same job except i did sales and customer relations). so ANWAYS this jackass calls me up and starts accusing me of stealing this damn ipod! well he starts screaming and swearing like a little girl and im sitting here on the other end of the phone trying my best not to laugh at how much he sounds like hes on crack and repeating the same thing over and over again bahaha! keep in mind i no longer work for the gym and this barely 18 lover is sitting here accusing me of stealing an ipod? what a morning!
ok so its not the best of stories but maybe just maybe u can see the uglyness that is the "gym" life! but on the other side of the fence im sure as hell gonna miss all that spandex and long stretches!
i cant tell you how many times i was screwed over by people at this gym! and no not in the way i would usually like either! just for example here is one scenario:
it was 9:32 am, i was hungover and my old boss shoots me a text..."smitty where is the blue ipod?" are u fucking serious right now?
now i should probably give u a little background on my GM...1.he is almost 40 and a recovering drug user 2. his last ex-girlfriend was 19 year old stripper that sold drugs 3. he enjoys telling stories about his drug use and disgusting sex stories...whatever ur mental picture is right now i promise you its right on for this guy!
anyways our handicapped front desk girl(who i will tell you all about later) has the GM's balls in a vice and hates me cause i went off on her for being a sell out and a shitty manager(we basically had the same job except i did sales and customer relations). so ANWAYS this jackass calls me up and starts accusing me of stealing this damn ipod! well he starts screaming and swearing like a little girl and im sitting here on the other end of the phone trying my best not to laugh at how much he sounds like hes on crack and repeating the same thing over and over again bahaha! keep in mind i no longer work for the gym and this barely 18 lover is sitting here accusing me of stealing an ipod? what a morning!
ok so its not the best of stories but maybe just maybe u can see the uglyness that is the "gym" life! but on the other side of the fence im sure as hell gonna miss all that spandex and long stretches!
Sunday, January 31, 2010
friends this is me...i tend to find myself holding in what my overworked and understimulated mind is thinking. on the rare occasion i speak my mind everyone seems to laugh, love, or ponder deeply about it...so my thought is this: write it down so everyone can enjoy my often random, perverted, perplexed, hillarious, off key, brilliant and fucked up thoughts with you all this way! so check back and i will have a new blog every other day about my adventures, thoughts, women, and daily interactions in the life that is all mine and now partly urs...truly david smith
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